He is such a slut. More and more my type.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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