susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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