didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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