If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Randomize
