Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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