My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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