i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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