They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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