i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
