i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Randomize
