in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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