there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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