I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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