did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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