So drunk, too bad you don't want this
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I supernannyed him into submission
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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