God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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