im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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