Walk of Shame. In a state park.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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