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I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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