He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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