I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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