I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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