How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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