are you still at the devil's house?
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You ruined the universe
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
