Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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