I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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