wat bout pragnant strippers??
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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