no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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