just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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