I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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