Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
