If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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