I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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