Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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