is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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