There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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