Pregnant stripper...not hot.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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