hell yes lets make some ravioli
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
People in love make me want to vomit
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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