It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
wow bdsm is so cute
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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