somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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