I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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