the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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