He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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