I wish I only lived at night.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I am naked and annoyed.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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