Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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