You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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