her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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