the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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