I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
We talked him into tasing himself.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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