those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
